Carl,
On behalf of my fellow panty-wadded, hound-running, willy nilly purse swingers, let me extend our sincere appreciation for your concern for our mental well being. We will reverently place your application in the round file with deepest regret. I had already ordered your monogramed will nilly purse, too... Alas ... what might have been ...
Hardshell ... That's the spirit!! Bring it!!
