Presiding Judge over the court proceedings, will be President Cosmo. I am well known to each mirror that is gracing my likeness to be incredibly fair. Even though I have photographic evidence of Hambone walking towards my truck with a yellow fuel container, and please don't get me started on 'GO PACK!' JOE. Fairness will be maintained, but I have forewarned said defendants that dogs are not allowed in holding cells, and the cells themselves are wanting in creature comforts. If I may be so bold and proud to add..I am the judge responsible for piping in all prison cells the music and dialogue of the Disney Channel (24/7/365). This action is involved in a lower court proceeding in regards to the complaint it is cruel and unusual punishment.


~ Cosmo
1949 Chevy Half Ton
Rocinante, like Don Quixote, he is awkward, past his prime, and engaged in a task beyond his capacities.
"...my good horse Rocinante, mine eternal and inseparable companion in all my journeys and courses." ...Don Quixote, Cervantes
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."...Yogi Berra
"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." ...Eric Hoffer