LIghten up, indeed, Allen
"I'm sure Martin who is lurking in the wings will find some obscure rule that I've violated and stick this in the spoon where 6 people will see it."
If the post is a person-to-person communication/transaction, it belongs in a PM or email. Not obscure at all.
If it is not pre-1973 Chevy truck related, it belongs in in the "spoon". Them's the simple "rules".
Your first post in this thread is a legit topic.