1) I cannot believe that I read all of that. I was certain, early on, that it would not end well, yet I read on.
2) My disappointment is only in myself. I knew better, yet I still read on.
3) My only hope is that I someday I find a magic lamp with a genie (preferably of the smoking hot variety) inside who will grant me 3 wishes.
They will, all three, be this: "Please give me back the several minutes which I have lost forever by getting sucked into reading one of HRL limericks!"
Yes all three wishes the same. I feel damaged just that badly.
