In Canada, we pay a lot of tax. But I must say we get a lot of bang for our buck. We have good schools, and I can see the doctor when I'm sick and for those colonoscopies, where can you have that much fun for free!

I got all the papers done and last month got me first old foggie check. I like getting those. I just don't like paper work. Now we have to go to the government office and prove my wife, who is Canadian, came back to Canada in 1976 so she can get her Canada pension starting in October.

A day without laughter is a day wasted- Charlie Chaplin
When wrestling a grizzly bear, you have to keep at it until the bear gets tired, not when you get tired.
1948 Chevy 2-Ton