I have always hated filling out forms and this one is no different, even though I get money for it. They want to know what day I entered Canada. I know the month and year, and it was sunny, but not the exact day. They also want to know how much to take out in taxes every month.... HOW ABOUT NONE!?!?.... but don't ask for it at the end of the year, you buzzards.

A day without laughter is a day wasted- Charlie Chaplin
When wrestling a grizzly bear, you have to keep at it until the bear gets tired, not when you get tired.
1948 Chevy 2-Ton