The Air Force used to use a recording of a sexy-sounding gal to warn pilots of impending disasters like low oil pressure, spiking exhaust temps, low fuel, landing gear not down and locked, etc. In reality, the voice was that of a retired Department of Defense secretary who was in her 70's!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!