From the desk of your president...
Mr. J. Schmidt,
Duly noted, your last. Your penance, and I'll have to clear this with SAA Sweet and the Executive Committee, will be swift and just. Your sin will be washed away by drinking the beverage of your choice (alcoholic or not) in our general presence. Several incantations will be mumbled in your general direction as you complete this task of atonement.
Further additions and directions will be forthcoming by SAA Sweet, an agent from his office staff and/or any/all members of The Executive Committee.
Your future ODSS Brother,
President Cosmo
~ Cosmo 1949 Chevy Half Ton Rocinante, like Don Quixote, he is awkward, past his prime, and engaged in a task beyond his capacities. "...my good horse Rocinante, mine eternal and inseparable companion in all my journeys and courses." ...Don Quixote, Cervantes "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."...Yogi Berra "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." ...Eric Hoffer
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