Mr. SAA ... Um ... How do I say this .... You know that I have nothing but the highest esteem and regard for you and your wise cousel, sage advice, commendable skills, inestimable wrenching talents ... Your steady countenance has carried the day on more occasions that I can easily remember. Indeed, the doings and undoings you rogues can tell! And thus it is with great remorse yet I am compelled to warn you in the gentlest fashion known possible to be ... steady, Sir! Take care how you lay charges for ownership of certain marques among us, as I can only surmise that many of our number, our band of Brothers we, count themselves in violation of such an ordinance, were it to be enacted. Some of the merriest and sagest of our band, Sir! Would you call them all out?

You know, Ford ownership doesn't make one a bad person at all. We all know that GM ownership enhances our attractiveness to the fairer gender, and bolsters our , um, (you get the point). But added to that the ownership of an enemy, as it were, ... it just manifests our keen warrior spirit!

I implore you to let it lie. Nothing good can come from it.

Unless ...

Unless you are just going to fine Joe ... and make him buy us all beer ... then by all means, Sir! Fine away!


~ John

A kid raised on Hotwheels, Matchbox and Tonka cannot be reasonably expected to own only one vehicle as an adult.

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