Joe -- We have ramps, jack stands, blocks, chain falls, engine hoist ... and when Boteler gets here, we might even have a wrecker. Shoot, we could take the backhoe and dig you a pit like the fancy shops use for changing oil, servicing vehicles without hoisting up the vehicle.
Alvin -- whatever you want to do, we can accommodate. I have a cot or two, as well. Even a folding bed. We may not be as fancy as the American Inn, but we can git 'er done, Pard!
Roache ... sheesh, do I have to send Mom over there to whoop up on you ... again??