Elucidation?! Hey buddy, this is a family friendly site. Take your foul language elsewhere Mr!

On a serious note (I do have those every once in a while), I am with you on the auto choke hate parade.
Does your setup have a heat box on the exhaust manifold for heating up the choke coil?
If you continue to have issues after adjusting according to the specifications in the manual, you may have a bad or incorrect bi-metallic spring.
Try is to adjust by dialing the choke spring after the engine is fully warmed up. (This is contrary to what the manual says, but bear with me for now).
Turn the choke spring housing counter-clockwise until it no longer affects the position of the choke plate (engine warmed up).
Wait until the next day, with the engine cold to see if the spring closes the choke.
Start the engine until the engine warms up to see if the spring moves so that the choke gradually opens as the engine warms up.
If it doesn't, dial back the choke spring housing a bit to put less tension on the choke plate so it will open sooner.
Carl