Welp, made it home with this mess without any incident. I flat-towed it 61 miles behind my '11 F150. Its a wonder I didn't get arrested.
Anyway, it's safe now here in Bremond and I discovered why it has 6100 badges on it with a 179" wheelbase...its because it IS a 6100 and it's been stretched. Makes it a lot easier for me to decide about un-stretching it...lol.
I'll post a bunch more pictures of it later on this evening.