Yah, yah, yah . . . I know it's dumb, but when the instructions say to put one wire on the left horn relay terminal and another on the right terminal, does it mean my left and right or the horn relay's?
That is, if I look at the terminals head on, its left terminal is on my right and vice versa.
If I look down from the top with the terminals pointing away from me like fingers, the left is on my left, and the right on the right like normal people.
Think about that!
P.S. This may be a problem because I'm left handed. Anyway, I think I figured out the center terminal.
