WOW!
From the desk of your presidential servant Cosmo......
This is getting waaaayyyy out of hand and I'm loving it!!!!!!
I Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident:The Grand Pooh Bah, Holder of The ODSS Scrolls and Master Interpreter of the ODSS Bylaws,
John Milliman, is lord over all he surveys and we are his guests. If you need guidance on the term 'guest' google Emily Post or Ms Manners.
The Camp Commandant, Exotic Animal Division, Executive Committee, Billy Marlow, will inspect all coolers, sample all alcoholic beverages for purity. All those having coolers will stand at attention as he approaches and then hand salute before you open the cooler for his inspection, then assume the parade rest posture during inspection. If the CC finds your cooler, in his terms 'Wanting' of quality or quantity, as Mr.T would say,
"I pity the fool." The Sergeant At Arms,
Chris Sweet, will maintain order at his discretion, no voice on the Homecoming Compound will be louder than his, no running unless you seek his permission to run for a beer. Look to him as a model of order and sensibility, google 'beer etiquette' for guidance or draw near and ask his opinion directly.
Further missives forthcoming, such as
ITINERARY, MENU, BONFIRE COMMITTEE, etc.
Your presidential servant,
Cosmo
