Well the defense called for a mistrial do to lack of evidence and unsubstantiated allegations. Theres that and the fact that half of my team jumped ship and couldn't decide whether he was on the jury or a prosecutor!!! The whole proceeding quickly spiraled out of control when people were asking for 1 minute recesses to get another beer out of the cooler. When the peanuts stated flying, the judge, despite his best efforts, lost control of the court room (I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!).
In the end, Brother Hambone is still a free man, right HB?....Hambone?.....Hey bone?....
Darn, thats what got you into this whole mess in the first place.
Hmmm, suddenly I have a hankering for a beer and a bag of peanuts....
W. Haworth Marlow Esq.
