That's funny Mapes, I can't think of any Scottish ones just now so I hope my Celtic cousins won't be offended.

Paddy and Mick are in the park one day with their kids,who are playing on the swings.

Paddy: Oi could sure merder a point of beer..

Mick: What about the kids?

Paddy: They'll be OK here, the pubs just over the road,we can keep an eye on them from over dere.....

Mick: Hang on oi'll just ask dem,Mick shouts over to his kid, hey Dad is it OK to go with Paddy for a point?
The kid nods in agreement.

Paddy: Dat's great but why did you call him Dad?

Mick: Oh,Oi named him after me father!

1950 Chevy Advance Design 3100 in Scotland
In the Stovebolt Gallery
More pix on Flickr.
I've definately got this truck thing in my blood ... my DNA sequence has torque settings
"Of all the small nations of this earth,perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind" Winston Churchill.