I used to patronze a sleazy beer joint in a rough part of Nashville occasionally. They had a sign on the wall that read:
AFTER BUSINESS HOURS THIS BUILDING IS GUARDED BY A PIT BULL WITH AIDS.
IF THAT DOESN'T IMPRESS YOU, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BIKER WHO GAVE THE AIDS TO THE PIT BULL!
Remind me to stay out of Nashville bars! lol
