Did you hear about the proctologist who wanted to become a mechanic?
He went to school for automotive mechanics.The instructor gave the class an assignment with 100 points possible for taking an engine apart(50pts) and putting it back together(50pts).When the proctologist got his test score back he saw he had 150 pts.He asked the instructor how he got 150pts when there were only 100pts possible? the instructor replied;I gave you 50pts for taking the engine apart,50pts for putting the engine back together and 50pts for doing it all through the tail-pipe
