Pour it on fire ant hills! They don't like it at tall.
Donate it to the National Petroleum reserve. Since it only cost about 27 cents a gallon you won't get much of a write off.
Put it in one gallon glass jars like we did as kids, and bicycle it to the nearest suitable site for playing fireman.
Put Styrofoam in it, which will turn it into a nice napalm type jelly, which makes it even funner to play with.
Thank goodness my Mom isn't alive to read this. :blat:
