3. The widow that won't sell her late husband's truck, but would rather see it rust into the ground...

Just a thought-would if you were on your death bed at the hospital...on your last coupla days left in this ol world.family has come in from time to time to pay their last respects....you manage to hobble over to the hospital window to get a glimpse of your favorite old truck...you look out the window...and there she is in the hospital parking lot...but wait..whats that on the windshield? A for sale sign the wife put on it that has in the price section...1st 600 bucks takes it...must sell..i am leaving for the bahamas in one week...
You fall over and die...
