Grant, I think you need the dog option to get the bark. They came standard on bigger trucks.
All seriousness aside, I use a 1- man bleeder tool which is a little transparent bottle with a magnet on it and a hose. You connect the hose to the bleeder, open it, and pump until the air comes out. The bottle fills with brake fluid, and you just empty it out (I never re-use mine). It works great and only costs $5 at your flaps. You don't get any fluid on your paint that way.