"So if you have to crank and crank, [censored] with the choke, slaughter a chicken on the hood and recite some sort of swahilli witch doctor chant while wearing a straw skirt to get your truck to start, your problem can't possibly be that it's because it's a 6V system.. it's because it's a 6V system that isn't properly maintained."
This should go into the Hall of Fame of Basic Stovebolt Truths.
