I always tell 'em, "Yep, 'cept fer that mud on the tires. They just got all muddy in that puddle out back."
Of course, if it hasn't rained for a bit, I tell 'em, "Yep, 'cept fer the dust. Most of that just landed on the truck from that hawnyock pullin' in out back going 30 miles an hour."
Most folks don't know if it is a Chevy or a F**d. I could probably tell 'em its original right down to the flathead V-8 with overdrive and they would simply say, "Oh, that's nice. My Grandad had a truck just like that with the V-8 and overdrive."
(here my eyes would roll back in my head, the corners of my mouth sag, and I wonder if the individual has the capability to feed himself in addition to walking upright.)
