James,
Dear boy, the question isn't if any of us would purchase your Bugatti, which of course is quite intuitively obvious a resounding "no" to even the most casual observer. Oh no. The real question is why we would want to.
No self respecting gentlemen would have one of those in the garage (save, possibly, under a cover so as not to be noticable to passers by). Good heavens, Man! You might as well own a Hispano Suiza or a Model T.
Now if you were offering a man's motorcar, such as a Duesenburg, I might possibly be interested enough to rouse myself from this intellectual torpor you've mired me in with all this silly bantering over Bugattis. Bugatti indeed! Ha!
Yrs,
J. Crosby