Haha, that was a pun.
Have any of ya'll used the "Help!" brand of products? They usually are available at O'Reilly Auto Parts, and they look pretty good, but I don't want to buy something that's going to crap out on me. What I'm thinking of getting is the door striker. It's a buck cheaper than most places, so, what do ya think? I'm also thinking of getting some of the colored hose covers from there as well. Any suggestions?