(this is response to another's 'truck or me' post) :p :p :p
...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
...Listen to me my son... all of you gather 'round tha' 'ol Steamroller....
...Let me impart a wee bit'o'wisdom...
1- My truck never, EVER, got cranky at 5:00 in the morning to go for a ride...
2- My truck never, EVER, got jealous when I threw an eyeball at another truck.
3- My truck never, EVER, got upset when I took ANOTHER truck out for a ride...
4- My truck never, EVER, asked me the popular (and loaded) question: "How do I look in this?" "Is my booty too big?" etc, etc, etc...
5- My truck never, EVER, asked me to go shopping...
...And while my truck never, EVER, would get me a beer...at least I don't have to worry about... gettin' hit wit' it,
Just a few random thoughts from your 'ol pal, Steamroller...
P.s. Should I ever decide to end the relationship... I don't have to lose half my garage and most of my tools!!!
