A young indian was talking to his Father.....
'How does an Indian child get his name?'
'Well son' the brave started
'When a baby is born the father walks out of the tee pee and looks at the world around him.If he sees a bear running the name could be Running Bear.....Maybe he looks at the moon and the name is 'Shining Moon'
'Thank you Father' the boy said
'Your welcome Two Dogs F**king'said the brave