Today was my son's black belt test. He passed.

He is the youngest student to ever earn a black belt at his school. He turned 8 years old last month. I don't know all the details of the test but he broke 2 boards at once with his bare hand

and did a whole lot of pushups in addition to all of the forms, combinations and weapons that he's learned over the years. I'm so proud I had to tell you all.
Truck reference: We walked past the '46 on the way to the wifes car and I commented on how nice and shiny it looked all wet.