This is the first time I've been able to access this site in over three days. And I've only had a problem with this one. Some nasty virus in the forum, maybe?

Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.