If there are any stupid, er, uh, people restoring ultra-rare musclecars, be they Mopars, GM, or Ferd, send me your money! Just send it to me! I'll provide you with adequate fasteners to restore your precious one-of-whatever dumbassmobile, and you'll be the belle of the ball! I will be able to buy my little island in the Caribbean and retire very nicely. One million dollars is all I'm asking for my five-gallon bucket of rare, priceless fasteners. Shipping is extra, of course, as is insurance. Having the finest restored whatever doesn't come cheap, after all, so send me your money right now, before someone gets a leg up on you for the "big shew"!

I also have factory air available for only USD $250,000 in pint cans, certified to be genuine from the factory where YOUR car came from! Fill those precious, overpriced NOS tires with genuine, overpriced NOS air straight from the factory!

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