Sure, Don -- the stay is free. Room service, stocked beverage fridge, wifi/internet, the whole works .... but wait, there's more!
You'll also get free membership to our gym and outdoor fitness program -- we'll wake you up at 0600 then you'll get a full 10-hour workout including log toting, lumber stacking, weedwhacking, yard pickup, hay stacking (team building exercise -- those bales weigh approx 1,500 lbs each

), yard raking, rock pickup, fence repair, barn roof painting ....
