I was hoping for something more profane or insulting. Plenty 0'Tools is nice.
As far as last names, I go by just my first name like Seal, Cher, Bono. Since no one can spell or pronounce my last name correctly, I cut them a break and just give them my first name.

1952 5-window - return to "as built" condition | 1950 3100 with a 235 and a T-5 transmission