I'm going to do some trading for this puppy and pick it up tonight. Let's see, this is vehicle number...twelve right now!

Insanity reigns supreme in my shop! Unfortunately, progress on projects does not!

Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.