First things first- - - -get it into storage and stop sleeping with one eye open. Wives have a habit of waiting until we're asleep to do their "magic". Then take the good part out and send it to met. One of my neighbors found himself sewn up in his bedding while drunk, and worked over with every broomstick and mop handle in the house after being abusive once too often. She broke every one of them.
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!