John, you're starting to sound like the Wild Weasels I worked with at Korat Thailand. Those guys flew beaned-up F105's and played bumper tag with SAM missiles. When (if) they landed, it was party time! One night they declared the officers' club stag bar off limits to everybody but Weasels, and they used a potted palm tree to sweep everybody else out the door! All volunteers- - - -great guys, but absolutely, certifiably nuts!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!