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parking assist (how utterly girlie is THAT??). Sorry, but if you need parking assist to park your 1/2-ton truck ... get out and ask your mom to park it for you (and start working on your man bun ...)."
I couldn't agree more John. Every time the backup sensors in the wife's car go off, I yell "Shut up, Car, I know it's back there".

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Try finding a light truck anymore with a manual transmission ..."

That's probably why I'll likely die owning the last new truck I bought in 1999. Just keep fixing it. It even has crank windows.