Our turkey turned out dry and tough, desspite taking all the usual precautions to prevent that from happening- - - - -rumor has it that Butterball skipped an important step (that the PC Patrol won't let me mention) this year!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!