Evan, you're going about it wrong- - - - -you need to find a millennial who can make that machine move by tapping a few keys on his laptop, or maybe his smart phone! Us "boomers" are the only ones left who actually do any manual labor! I'm sorely tempred to mis-spell "manual", but the PC Patrol is watching, and Cartman would probably rap my knuckles!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!