Lol, shoot, I'm sorry man. Thanks for hanging in there with me. Ok, so same setup with mm as before. Now the Switch wire is connected to the horn relay terminal and the Load wire from the horns is disconnected from the horn relay terminal (and not touching anything else).

The loose end of the Load wire from the horns measures 0.00V. The Load terminal on the horn relay (from which I removed the Load wire) measures 6.5V. The Battery terminal on the horn relay measures 6.5V. The Switch terminla (which now has the Switch wire attached) is at 0.15V