Don, Don, Don...
No exile papers forthcoming for you.
In fact, a big thank you from me.
I feel so much better about myself after discovering that I indeed am not as close to being put in that home where all of my older friends now live, as you are.

Schadenfreude pretty much sums it up for me.
Just for the record, I have done dumber things than what you did already today. I just don't share.
Carl