"It's not hot dog- - - -it's Top Dog- - -you dipstick!"
Roscoe P. Coltrane

"Well, if I was a dipstick I'd be rich- - - - -they're in oil, ya know!"
Cletus


"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!