On the off chance that someone may be heading your way from, or passing through, that area and has trailer/truck space available, you might post a query in the Hauling forum that you need one or more pieces hauled. A generous offer to pay fuel costs could save you both some money. The odds are against it but you never know what could happen. The post is free.

Save a life, adopt a senior shelter pet.
The three main causes of blindness: Cataracts, Politics, Religion.
Name your dog Naked so you can walk Naked in the park.