Billy,
That's a touch harsh, donchathink?? I mean really ... condemn a man, a BROTHER even, to eternal darnation merely for stating the truth?? Not just the truth, but the truth about a FORD.
Alas, I would refer this to the SAA for grievance adjudication but I'm too heart broken ... Weep for me my brothers for I am doomed to rot in Heck...
I may not make it to the JYT now, for how could I bear to look any of you in the eye? My spirit ... where once glimmered the brightest rays of youthlike exuberence, fueled by the bouyant, loyal zeal of my brothers, now slain! SLAIN!! Oh, the humanity! Come for me now, oh thou terrible, swift riders of Darnation, and save me these next long years of suffering whilst sullenly trodding this mortal coil bereft of all hope! Death, thou hast no sting like a brother's rebuff!
Your doomed Brother Johnathan
(Yep, working on something highly technical at work ...)
MY dear Lord,
Out come my copies of
Roget's Thesaurus,
Bartlett's Familiar Quotations,
Complete Works of Shakespeare, also will phone-a-friend from the state of Maine, might call George to decode classified Marinespeak. All this to decipher the curious juxtaposition of nouns, vowels, adjectives and conjunctions listed above. John must be honing up his wordspeak to bamboozle the higher ups to get his budget passed at work. Other explanations can be proffered by the body of the ODSS if the aforementioned is found wanting.
Highest regards,
Cosmo
