Phew! "anal question"! You had me worried! I've heard of pierced nipples and nipple chains, but you just gave me a whole new visual for 'tailgate chains'. Seriously though, I seem to recall that the old adds showed the chains run from the outside in. I always thought it looked backwards the other way.
I thought it went: Sticks and Stones may break my bones But Whips and Chains Excite Me!
