Sounds like that NY engineering school has a few too many blue state profs with weird ideas that are causing your brain to go into a "what if" do loop.

Down here in Texas our engineers learn to address real everyday problems such as how to clone a cow (well you get the male cow and female cow together see...) or how to genetically engineer new corn strains (sounds yummy).

Good luck with your idea. Never know if it will implode unless you try it.