Did ya hear about the Alabama vasectomy? Drink a beer, light a cherry bomb, drop it in the beer can, and count to 10. Of course Bubba counts "1-2-3-4-5-", runs out of fingers to count on, puts the beer can between his legs, and counts "6-7-8-BOOM"! Works every time!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!