Hi Mike, Dundonald (Scotland) is often confused with Dundonald Ireland.
I had a new cell phone sent to Ireland by mistake,the courier phoned me to ask for directions to my house,and I had to explain to him about the 2 hr ferry crossing and 1 hour drive to get to mine! (he wasn't amused!)
I'm afraid the kilt would need to be tartan,and the siren would have to play Scotland the Brave!
We would need to watch out for flying sparks with the kilt though! They might singe your sporran!

Some of the F.D's in the states have some fine Pipe bands.
As you say the possibilities are endless.
My wife's even got tartan gumboots!

And aren't all 'bolters a little eccentric?

Jock
