Firstly Ed....Trying to get money from a Scot! There's more chance of Hell freezing!

The reason we wear sporrans,is because if we get mugged we might as well enjoy it!

It would indeed be an honour,however dubious to be made an Assistant fire Chief!
Do I get to wear the big Helmet and boots too?
John... it might be an idea to invest in a good fuel filter to catch all those pesky fleas! (I'm starting to itch just typing this!

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I've only ever seen one American fire tender here,and it's a 60's F*rd!,it's based at Prestwick Airport and is still in use as a water bowser.
Even if there was any Stovebolt fire equipment here,our
delightful climate would've killed them off long ago!
