The best part of the story, shine related, is the front turn signals.
The second owner was hanging with George in George's garage one day and noticed one turn signal on the front was perfectly placed, yet the passenger side was quite askew. He asked George.
"George, were you baked when you put the signal in?"
George's response was to fall off of the shop stool he was sitting on, laughing so hard that the 85 year old man almost soiled himself (but he didn't spill his drink). He had been caught; he was baked at the time.
That turn signal will stay askew forever.
