This reminds me of 1984-86 when I was in the Army Nat'l Guard, as a Diesel Mech. I had close to $7500.00 in tools in my garage. I had our two-week vacation, in Idaho, I had a rattle snake share my slumber, the next morn I stood up and said "thanks I'd much rather sleep with sharks!" ( With salute). When I got home I had $50.00 of crap tools only. I have a wonderful family.